SCRAPBOOKING

A few days ago, I realized that Joaquin still doesn't have a photo album. All he has are digital pictures. Shame on me, I know.

I was reading a parenting magazine while waiting for Joaquin's turn at the pedia today and came across an article about Memory Box.

Now, I want to create a scrapbook for my little boy. I still have my pregnancy test (is it weird if I put this in the scrapbook? Haha!) and ultrasound pictures of Joaquin in my womb.

I'm really excited just looking at all these scrapbook materials and design ideas are swimming in my head.

Now if I can just find the time....

INTERVIEW BOO-BOOS

I interviewed a few applicants at work last week and here are a couple of boo-boos I must share with you.

ME: What do you like most about the call center industry?
APPLICANT 1: Inbound and outbound.

ME: How do you handle criticism?
APPLICANT 2: Yes!

A SCENE FROM THE BEDROOM

V and I getting out of bed this morning...

V: Sakit ng braso ko...*rubs arms*
Me: My back is aching...have to get a massage na talaga...

[pause]

Me: Ang tanda na natin!

JOAQUIN'S 1ST BEACH TRIP

We all had fun in Kabayan Resort in San Juan, Batangas last weekend--except for Joaquin who hated the beach! He tiptoes when walking on sand and he would cry when we are near the water. And he wasn't even wet yet! So we all agreed to go on more beach trips so Joaquin will learn to love the sea as much as we do.

I had high hopes that the beach would be nice and secluded but there were so many people! But then again, its summer so what did I expect, right? Also, the water was not as clear as the beach we went to after my climb in Mt. Daguldol (which is in San Juan also).

Accomodations were good. I loved that we could bring in our own food and cook. All their cottages have a kitchen--pots, pans, utensils and refrigerator included. The cottage also comes with your own mineral water dispenser so no need to pay for expensive mineral water!

What I didn't like about Kabayan resort was the swimming pool. It was filthy and they were charging 100 pesos per head.

Would I go back to Laiya? Yes, but I would probably stay in a different resort just so I can go to the different side of the beach--which will hopefully be a lot nicer, cleaner and more private.

Here are some pictures!


Joaquin sleeping on our way to Laiya


Our cottage called Bahay Adelfa


Sunset


Joaquin saying-- "please dont bring me near the water!"


Joaquin and Gabe hugging!


Gabe is a cool dude.

BEACH WEEKEND!

It's V's and my birthday this week and  we're headed to Kabayan Resort in San Juan, Batangas tomorrow to celebrate.  It will also be Joaquin's first trip to the beach! We are hoping he likes the water!

I am soooo excited because I haven't been to the beach in 2 years so even if I'm not bikini ready, I don't care!

Will post pictures on Monday.

Have a great weekend, guys!

CAM HAMS

There was only one thing I was looking forward to doing this weekend-- getting a massage.

And then I got my period today. And did I mention that I have to work tomorrow morning. And on Monday (its supposed to be a holiday!).

Lucky, lucky me.

On the good side, I've downloaded Hell's Kitchen's latest episode (I heart Gordon Ramsay to bits) and 5 episodes of Miss Guided (the plot got me curious).

Enjoy the long weekend, everyone!

I killed a crack head because that bitch stole my taco

Select the month you were born in:

1 (Jan) - I stabbed
2 (Feb) - I needed
3 (Mar) - I ran naked with
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I jumped
6 (June) - I smoked with
7 (July) - I ran shirtless with
8 (Aug) - I banged
9 (Sept) - I shot
10 (Oct) - I robbed
11 (Nov) - I slapped
12 (Dec) - I cuddled with

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

01 - the trojan man
02 - a homeless guy
03 - a homo
04 - A mop**
05 - a dog
06 - a rock star
07 - Paris Hilton
08 - my lover
09 - a toothbrush
10 - my boyfriend
11 - a glass of milk
12 - a teletubby
13 - the cookie monster
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bum
18 - a whore
19 - a hobo
20 - a stripper
21 - a porn star
22 - Barney the dinosaur
23 - the kool-aid man
24 - an easter egg
25 - my ex girlfriend
26 - a hottie
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - a bowl of cereal
31 - jezzy the snowman

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - because that bitch stole my taco
Black - because I love marijuana
Pink - because I’m good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown - because I still love him
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I’m gay
Grey - because I’m sexy like that
Other - because I have double D’s
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue - because I'm the sexiest bitch alive
Tye dye - because I'm a fucking scuba diver
None - because I have a killer six pack

TEPOK LAMOK!

I don't know if it's just me but there has been more mosquitos at home lately. I don't know if its because of the weather. Whatever it is, I hate those suckers.

I recently bought an electric mosquito-swatting tennis racket at a tiangge for Php150 (it was Php200 but I haggled!) and I. LOVE. IT. Even our helpers can't get enough of it. It's quite funny coz they've been going around the house and the garden with the tennis racket. We all look like tennis players practicing our forehand.

The great thing about this electric racket is its rechargeable and it even comes with a headlamp.

So if you have the same mosquito problem--BUY ONE na!